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That fairly impressive amount of money listed below would be easy money in my pocket, if I quit smoking.

I've got 6 cigarettes left in my pack, and have already clued Tom in that I'm seriously going to attempt to quit smoking.

I contemplated starting last Saturday, but I started my period that day... So I figured it wouldn't be nice to Tom to make him go through that. Poor guy.

My motivation?

You'd think it would be health, or breathing easier. Its not, though.

Its the money. Its always about the money.

So, as of today - until further notice - my house will be non-smoking.

And, I've gotta quit talking about it, now. For some reason, typing a post about cigarettes makes me crave one more.

See ya.