Thursday, November 16, 2006

Gemme a brake

I've decided to put new van brakes on my credit card.

The noise they're making is not healthy.

I've never heard such a traumatizing sound in my life.

I'm fairly certain that I could possibly die in that vehicle if they don't get fixed now.

Yay Discover Card!

Yay debt!

Yay! I'm living the American Dream, right?!

K, just checking.

4 comments:

Martini said...

I think you need a room full of money to swim in, a la Scrooge McDuck, to live the American Dream to the fullest.

Sheila said...

I'd be happy with a pocket full of money... (large bills, of course)

Trisha said...

The REAL American Dream is racking up the dept and then not paying a dime on any of it. Filing Bankruptcy and doing it all over again in another 8 years. :o) So there IS hope for you!

Sheila said...

Ah, Trish, that's the American Dream I'm talking about. The average American is how much in debt? I wanna be average! Heck, I wanna be above average!!