I've decided to put new van brakes on my credit card.
The noise they're making is not healthy.
I've never heard such a traumatizing sound in my life.
I'm fairly certain that I could possibly die in that vehicle if they don't get fixed now.
Yay Discover Card!
Yay debt!
Yay! I'm living the American Dream, right?!
K, just checking.
Thursday, November 16, 2006
Gemme a brake
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I think you need a room full of money to swim in, a la Scrooge McDuck, to live the American Dream to the fullest.
I'd be happy with a pocket full of money... (large bills, of course)
The REAL American Dream is racking up the dept and then not paying a dime on any of it. Filing Bankruptcy and doing it all over again in another 8 years. :o) So there IS hope for you!
Ah, Trish, that's the American Dream I'm talking about. The average American is how much in debt? I wanna be average! Heck, I wanna be above average!!
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