Nada

Okay. I've got nothing.

Nothing at all.

Well, okay, I got one little thing.

Postman / Postwoman / Postpesterer:

If the envelope says 'Do Not Bend', don't cram it in my mail box, bent in half.

I'm going to have to flatten your tire the next time I get an envelope that's damaged, fyi.

I know why they call it 'going postal' now.

K. That's it.

Thanks for tuning in to this nothingness.