Monday, April 30, 2007

If I were going to write a letter:

Mr. Teenage 'I think I'm a cool thug' Boy*:

You might think you're a gansta.

You might think talking in incomplete sentences that are constructed of entirely made up words is makes you sound cool.

You might think that respecting females or your elders is stupid.

You might think that you know everything.

You might think taking $50 out of my wallet was no big loss on my part.

Uhm, I work for my money. I pay bills. I run a household. I live paycheck to paycheck, buddy.

You just totally screwed up my finances, not only for this week, but possibly for months to come.

I will survive just fine anyhow, no thanks to you, Mr. Gangsta.

I hope one day you'll realize that stealing that $50 today only confirmed my preconceived notions of you as a 'person'.

I hope one day you know how it feels to be ripped off.

I hope one day that karma bites you hard, and you realize you deserved it.

Until that day, steer clear from me. I may have no proof you took my money, but I'm not stupid. You turned any current or future 'pointed fingers' towards yourself a long time ago, all by yourself.

From this day forward, you will understand how it feels to not get any respect. You will understand how this woman is smarter than you. You will understand that I want nothing to do with you.

If I had my choice, I wouldn't see you again. Until that obvious fate takes its toll, I will do my best to make my disgust for you known. And, I will do it so slyly, maturely and effectively, you will not even be aware that it has happened until you pause to reflect on your day.

Oh, and by the way, when I run out of Diet Coke, cigarettes or gasoline, and have no money to replace them, you will understand the effects of your moronic actions today.

Consider this your notice.

* An employee at my place of work.


mist1 said...

I think I can get a few of the girls together for a drive-by if you need me to.

Sheila said...

Thanks, Mist, that's sweet. ;)

Bluepaintred said...

thats freaking unbelievable.

what an assshat

seriously, slash his fucking tires!

Sheila said...

He doesn't have a car. Heh.

Webmiztris said...

that sucks! revenge is get that little bitch!!

Sheila said...

Oh, I will, I promise I will. :D

Girl, Dislocated said...

Ooooh I'm so mad for you right now! I just had $600 stolen out of my bank account (pretty much all of my funds), but at least I get my money back in 30-45 days.

Sorry this happened to you, and I hope he gets what's coming to him sooner rather than later, and that you're there to watch. You're a smart and capable woman, and he apparently has no clue who he's messed with...

Sheila said...

Ew! $600?! I mean, thank goodness you get it back, but ... wow. Having that kind of money tied up for 30-45 days for me would be disasterous for me! I hope everything works out quickly for you!

Trisha said...

Now that's just not right, give me his name, address and hours of work and I'll be there. I've got some pent up rage that needs to be "extracted". :o)