Thursday, April 05, 2007

MADD

Okay, I'm not a mother (MADD = Mother's Against Drunk Driving).

But, tonight on my way home from work, I saw this really really drunk driver on the road. Like, so super drunk that they nearly wrecked their brand spankin' new truck 3 times while I followed them from a safe distance.

It was only 8:30 pm. Either this person started drinking early, or they were slamming them down at the bar. I dunno. No matter; they were super drunk.

I was starting to have a panic attack for them.

I was nearly certain that I was going to witness a horrendous wreck and have to hold this persons bloody guts inside them while calling the paramedics.

Thank goodness they made it home safe (I saw them pull into their driveway).

But, OH.MY.GOD.

I do not understand how someone can choose to drive under those conditions.

If I would of had to be the first on the scene of the wreck they had caused, I would of had to beat them senseless. Hopefully the cops wouldn't of been able to differentiate between the bumps and bruises I had given the driver and the ones caused by the wreck.

5 comments:

Bluepaintred said...

OMG! FIRSTIES I GOT FIRSTIES I ROCK

BITE THIS Y'ALL I AM FIRST

Sheila said...

You're super sweet, Blue, but there's no major competition over here to be first.

It made me giggle though!

Elizabeth said...

Um yeah that is just plain stupid I wish people could just not do that. I also think to help avoid that we should have more public transportation options here like buses and not just taxi's that cost way too much money.

Elizabeth said...

WHERE IS MY MONKEY POST??????

Trisha said...

I hear ya. Can't say that I haven't been stupid from time to time...but no more for me. I'm not taking me or anyone else out just for being stupid. What I really don't get is the super rich celebrities driving drunk. Don't they have a person to take them EVERYWHERE and enough money to take a taxi from Los Angeles to New York for pete's sake!!