You know what I hate?

I hate it when you drop your brand spankin' new stick of deodorant on the floor.

I especially hate it when that drop causes a clean break in the stick. You're forced to 'smash' the broken part back onto the stick and hope it stays put. Or, you've got to throw away the dismembered section.

(I'm sure there are more options there, but these are the only two semi-suitable ones, in my opinion.)

I normally opt for the the first of my two solutions, and stuck the unused chunk of new deodorant on top of the stick. The only problem this creates would be that the amputated piece never really attaches back to the undamaged stick. Therefore, when using the Frankenstein of the deodorant, there is a good possibility that the problem piece will fall out.

I'm actually fairly good at catching the ball o' deodorant when it falls. I don't know if that's something I should be bragging about.

Anyhow - getting back to the story at hand.

Today, I grab my good smelling cheap deodorant and pull the lid off. I had forgotten that I had broken the crap.

The disconnected deodorant FLIES off the top of the stick and dives...

... you guessed it ...

into the toilet that I had flushed two seconds before grabbing the deodorant.

I stood there, over the toilet, praying that it wouldn't clog the drain. (Heck, I've never flushed deodorant before! I didn't know what would happen!)

No problems. It went right down.

So, my question is: Do I have to clean the toilet for a while, cuz it should smell all nice and pretty since it ate a good half of my deodorant stick?

And, these are the types of questions I ask myself daily...